Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the MOOO-vies!
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On a telebone
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A bird who hogs the conversation.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
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