Kids Fun

How do rabbits travel?
Hareplane!

What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
Twelve months.

What do you call a funny book about eggs?
A yolk book

What are tree mistakes in this sentences?
1.Tree is supposed to be three; 2. Sentences should not use a s at the end; 3. there is no third mistake

What is black and white and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra!

When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway!

SMALL THINGS DO BIG JOBS

One day it was very hot and the sun was very bright. Under the tree shade there was one lion sitting and some time it got asleep.

There are some hole near by the lion, in that hole a mouse lived. While the lion asleep the mouse came out and saw the lion.

The mouse doesn’t know about the lion strength, so it got some idea to make fun. Mouse thought to wake the lion by running on the lion body.

But the lion snatched it in his strong touch, lion going to kill the mouse suddenly the mouse began to begged, sorry for the trouble and I will surly repay your mercy.
While hearing the words from mouse the lion was happy and thing how a small mouse can help me.

After a long days the same lion was sitting under the same tree that time the lion was caught by a hunters net, the lion doesn’t know what to do, then lion roaring loudly, the mouse hear the lion voice and it came out from the hole and start bitten the net .

After a few seconds the lion free from the net and hunter.

The mouse repays the mercy now. Everyone remembers mercy never goes unrewarded.