FUN:

1. What do computer operators eat for lunch?
Chips!

2. What do elves eat at parties?
Fairy cakes!

3. “When is your birthday?
July 23
What year?
Every year!"

4. Sir: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Student: Today and Tomorrow.

5. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You are too young to smoke!